Trouble Again

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:58 pm

Ok remember that a time ago I asked you guys for advice on how to ruin a party, dammit that worked well

Well I need a plan now on how to lure a guy out of his home to an ambush position so when he comes, my team will jump on him, hold him, and I will pour super glue on his hair so he will be forced to shave it.

Anyways what I need to know is how to get him out without knowing its me, I dont wanna pay the bail charge later on.

T3hRedMage · Post by **T3hRedMage** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:13 pm

That's such a bad idea. You'll lose a friend like that. Super Glue is nooo joke. Elmors glue, gum and feathers is much funnier.

All you have to do is ask him to meet you at the mall. Then tell you him saw this pimptastic car outside whatever and when you guys go.. WHAM. Leadpipe.

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:27 pm

Kyle, you call a guy who has been after your gf (now ex) from the beginning, who turned 8 people against me with his pathetic lies, who wants to beat me up, and who is trying to turn my LAST, literally LAST, friends against me...........a bloody friend? (Oh this is my ex-bestfriend whom I'm talking about)

I want his hair to come off, I want him bald/bold if possible, the sooner the better.

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:58 pm

Ok, get an inside man.

#1. Get your supposed last friend to get over to his house, preferably when his parents aren't around.

#2.Pull the classic ding-dong ditch. if you don't know what that is, i'll explain. You ring his doorbell or knock on his door, wait for footsteps and dive to the side or run around to the other side of the house.

#3. This is where its important that his parents aren't around. You want HIM to answer the door.

#4. This is where the inside man comes in. The inside man tackles him out onto the lawn, and you come running around at the corner to help hold him down and pour on the glue.

#5. This is where a getaway driver would be good, but i doubt that's accessible. So have some bikes nearby hop on 'em and ride off. Don't go on a direct route to your base so he won't know where to go looking. Preferably, ride in the OPPOSITE direction to really throw him off. have a route planned out where it will be difficult for him to get you. This way not only will you throw him off, but you'll also be able to ride in the 'wrong way' for a few blocks, make a turn, ride some more, then make the right turn and be able to get back to base safely. Have a route where you won't literally have to go back in the direction of target.

IMPORTANT-Another major reason you don't want his parents to be around, you'll get in a lot more trouble
and if he ever finds out it was your, prepare for the consequences. Also make sure if he has any sibligns those aren't around either

One last thing, call me up, and I'm in on it *slips on a ski mask and black jumpsuit* Let's rock *pumps imaginary shotgun*

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:22 am

Lol I wish it was that easy Muse but hers the prob to each situation.

#1 I dont know when his parents arent there, and if they are hes not at home.

#2 Muse we are going to be atleast 3 people in dark black outfits with masks, his house is in a main road, lots of cars pass and lots of people too, we would raise suspision without a doubtb, "Oh look mummy! 3 carnival peoples are about to rob that house!"

#3 Same as above.

#4 No problem there except people will see us.

#5 My team and I have done similar things like this in the past, this wont be a problem.

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:37 am

Oh, so this is slightly more complicated.

Well, you don't know when he's around and his parents aren't so this may end up being a long term operation. Your friend will have to act like he hates you. get in mock fights when you guys are in the same place and the other guy is around. this way he can earn his trust and be able to learn his schedule.

#2,3 your gonna have to be clever about this one give him a reason to go into the backyard at night. this way not only will you be covered by the surrounding area, but it'll also seem less suspicious. like make sure a trash can is full so he has to take out the trash or something. or if he has a dog have him let the dog out. then your friend tackles and the plan continues as planned

-OPTION 2- (just thought this one up, and it's prolly gonna work a lot better)

#1, inside man still used, get them to go into the woods or something (or maybe on the sheep farm

) for a midnight walk or something. maybe even have some girls go along so its like a planned gathering (but remember the more people in on it the better chance you have of being found out)

#2 have a set route for the hike and have your ambush spot set up. this is when the tackle comes into place your inside friend (or friends, because the more people you have, the easier to hold him down) dump the glue and run (including the inside guys, because hes gonna get PISSED)

#3 Once again have a specific route planned out

#4 why in the woods? first of all, it gives you more cover, second since his hair (and maybe his face, shoulders, etc) is all sticky he'll get various things like dirt, twigs, and leaves stuck on him, which will be a pain in the donkey to cut out.

oh, and something to satisfy you more? its gonna be a painful haircut because they have to cut through the glue and other foreign objects

and once again i'm in on it *puts on ski mask and black jumpsuit* Let's rock! *pumps shotgun*

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:05 pm

Thats a little complicated lol, oh and in Malta, houses are just blocks of stone connected to each other, no front/back yards (except the north part of the island where english speaking posh people with huge villas live).
And yes its gonna be a long-term operation due to certain conditions.

But I've managed up a plan.

During the first week I make an MSN account and act like a girl who is interested in him. We get kinda close which is easy.

Whilst i'm doing that, I try to contact my team (God knows where the hell they are) and debrief them.

What we will need are the following (everything used will be handled by gloves for self security reasons):
-Black outfits
-Rope
-Super Glue
-Masks
-Back pack
-Extra clothes
-Plastic bag with the bottom cut out
-Plastic water guns.

I scan the map of his town and find an ambush spot, once decided (and visited personally) this imaginary girl would tell him that she will be town and would like to meet him. Since he is attention crazy he would go (Duhh he did it once).

At the ambush point, my team will be hidden, I would place an empty wallet in the middle of the road for him to find. (We are wearing gloves remember). When he finds the wallet and is distracted by it, 1 of my team and I would come out in front of him with the now black painted water pistols and aim at him. The other team member would come from the back and place the plastic bug on his bag (erm...his head will be in the bag but the hair is still visable due to the cut bottom). The team holds him whilst I apply the evil glue. We tie him up somewhere and leave him, I take out a camera and take a pic of him. We DROP the guns on site and run for the base, (Oh we remove the bag

)

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:19 pm

torm there is several flaws in your plan.

#1, why would you bother shooting him with water pistols, RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM? this is a stealth operation. i say all of you sneak up behind him

#2. do you know how easy it is to break out of a plastic bag? (a lot easier than cutting the hole in it) your much better off going with the tackle

#3. if he wears his hair like flat down it works better so the the hari will be flat as a flapjack and EXTREMELY hard to cut.

4. Have A LOT of glue, regular and super. super glue comes in tiny little bottles and you won't be able to cover his whole head very easily. just fill a giant bowl up with a mixture of super glue and regular glue. (it will disperse the superiness and make it even more sticky!) oh, and make sure you cover the bowl with a lid, you don't want a glue brick on your hands.

#5. if you take a picture, then he'll REALLY know who did it. unless you plan on using little disposable cameras and then copy it a hundred times and post the mall over the school

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:33 pm

Responses:

#1 Not shoot him, like a distraction, we'll just aim to make him think its a real gun. Giving enough time for the guy coming from behined to catch him.

#2 Ok good point, I may need to eleborate more on this.

#3 Erm donno what to say xD

#4 Wont make a difference, if I pour the glue on a moderatly medium size area and check that the glue touches his head/scalp/skin/whatever, he would be forced to shave his head.

#5 Ok the picture thing is a bad idea

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:34 pm

#3 i mean if he wears his hair down, and doesn't spike it up or anything like you do. if he wears it down like me, then it'll work really well

#1. he won't think its a real gun, thats just stupid. it serves no point

#2 just have the two guys tackle him to the ground and hold him

#4 you want things to get stuck in it so its a painful haircut

and make sure you not only tie him up, but his legs too, so that way he just can't get up and walk away

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:19 pm

Almost forgot about this post, I was wandering, about what I do is it illegal, because at some point I really really would like to take off my mask.

LittleLostThief · Post by **LittleLostThief** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:14 am

Have you given serious thought to a bag of flaming poo?

isiana · Post by **isiana** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:33 am

Torm wrote:Almost forgot about this post, I was wandering, about what I do is it illegal, because at some point I really really would like to take off my mask.

I have no clue about the laws where you live, but in the U.S that'd be classified as assault, a misdemeanor.

LittleLostThief · Post by **LittleLostThief** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:54 am

A bag of flaming poo is probably only illegal if you burn their house down with it. Might want to make sure he is home before you leave it on his porch.

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:05 am

Lol nahh poo is too much, I've decided to change the super glue with paint, that way it would be easier to pour. And have also set up plans for a future assult that will happen in the capital city, in front of lots of people, and most importantly infront of my ex. I may take off my mask then but not sure.

Anyways if it is illegal I'm taking extreme measures about it.