Unfortunate Events

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 1:54 pm

Like the old topic in the old forum cause it was fun and was long.
Anyway heres what happened to me today (02/09/07) and I cant resist from talking.

Today I had my exams (English Literature and Accounts (God that was difficlut)) and after the exams I when on some old fortress walls which is overgrown with grass and trees, I went with some fwiends. Anyways I love sheep and there happened to be a whole flock up there, I was aching to go run after them and touch one. But everytime I ran, they ran away.

At one point I got them cornered and the most ammazing thig happened! The sheep got close to each other and came stampeding towards me. I as like OMG! But they ran right past me and when back to their farm. I didnt go in the farm cause Maltese Farmers swear a lot and cary shotguns.

Broken hearted we made our way back to school, but there was a fat horse in the way, we were nervous. We passed one by one trying to pass the horse. All was fine until I tried to pass, when I passed the horse lifted its head from eating and looked at me. My friends were like, "Karl run for your life!" So i ran and this fat horse came running after me, but he was slow, slow enought to out run it.

A95 · Post by **A95** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 2:51 pm

Sheeps won't ever try and kill a human they are just pretty nevous. The best way is to walk slowly to them instead of running because running and sudden movements makes almost anything flinch or run.

Casas · Post by **Casas** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:10 pm

They could be the next dominant race through natural selection.. once we're all dead.

Super sheep!

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 3:39 pm

I was scared that there was a ram amonsgt them.

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Fri Feb 09, 2007 6:25 pm

Casas wrote:They could be the next dominant race through natural selection.. once we're all dead.

Super sheep!

casas thats hilarious. and prolly true.

and Karl, all farmers are like that. swearing and shotguns are their lives.

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:44 am

yea but during WW2 farmers would enjoy the fact when they see a Nazi pilot parachuting down on their field. *Boom*
And they are no different today...except the fact that no more Nazis are faling from the sky.
But I'm going back to the fort walls and the farm next uhm.....Thursday, and Wednesday I think too. And I'm gonna touch a sheep! And pray that that horse doesn't come after me again, jump on meh, and....get all excited.

Oh and the farmers also killed a couple of RAF parachuting pilots too

(I read a book you know

)

AntiChristMofo · Post by **AntiChristMofo** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:40 am

you mean teh RAF as in the British forces?

and why you want to touch a sheep so badly lol and it doesnt matter if you walk or run to a sheep they will not go near you unless you dive on 1 when they run past

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:50 am

yea THE RAF, we were under England's control during WW1 and WW2

Casas · Post by **Casas** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 4:56 pm

RAF is .. England's air force.. It wasn't some foreign entity it assumes control of during wars.

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Sat Feb 10, 2007 5:31 pm

Royal Air Force, indeed.

oh yeah. and go to a petting zoo. and tehn have some tea with the farmer, maybe hes just a lonely hermit.

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:58 am

wouldnt count on it

if i go to hang in [or whatever the expression is] he would probably tie me up to a tree upside down and kill meh

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:30 am

i would travel to malta and come to the funeral.

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:51 am

i already have my tomb waiting, its all white and with marble cause I went to see it, but i wish it was a moselium >.<
right next to my tomb there are another two and then a big hole and you fall down lol

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 11:54 am

what are you rich? im jsut gonna have a stone block with some words carved in it. my epitaph will read:

"I am buried upside down. Kiss my donkey."

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Sun Feb 11, 2007 2:42 pm

no i aint rich, but its kinda cool knowing where you will be buried, also I will have a good view of the sun rising every morning