How to spoil a party?

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:20 pm

Ok this is something personal but I need your advice cause im angry and depressed at the same time.

So there is this piece of poo who is organising a party Friday coming in my town, and this jerk has a crush on my ex, and unfortunatly still so do I. And my ex is going to this bloody party and I'm going to make sure that this party will be a mess.

I managed to talk to this guy on MSN (disguised as a sexy girl) and got the location. So im going there and spoil it but they wont know im there.

What to take with me:

Binocluars and glasses cause of my low eye sight.
Black beenie for a little disguise
Black clothes for camo with the darkness.
Clippers to cut the wire supply
Gloves not to electricute myself.
Backpack
Super glue.

My plan so far:

Cut the power.
Super glue the doors.

Conditions:

I dont look suspicious
Civilians dont think im a robber
I dont die/get caught/get spotted/get out-runned/get beaten up.

So anybody know an evil plan? =/

[Editted by Rary for beauty]

A95 · Post by **A95** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:29 pm

Go into the place go into the bathroom clog the toilet/sink ect.
Leave before the water starts falling over seal the doors shut, saran wrap around the persons car so they go to open it any can't (use like 5 rolls for it to be really annoying)

Burn the lawn.

LittleLostThief · Post by **LittleLostThief** » Wed Apr 18, 2007 11:43 pm

Start killing people and eating their brains.

AntiChristMofo · Post by **AntiChristMofo** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 3:27 am

lol you bin watching to many zombie movies

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:54 am

A95 I aint invited so I cant walk in, and most people know me there.
Btw im not doing the power things cause the wire is about 10cm thcik and very high up. Plus the party area happened to be near a main road.

Im thinking of throwing in some smoke bombs along with stink bombs.

Post by **Rary** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:04 pm

Seems pretty childish to do any of that. If they're going to do something illegal, having the cops stop by is always good. (Usually the case in US with drinking.)

T3hRedMage · Post by **T3hRedMage** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:45 pm

Get offended by a gay joke always ruins a good party.

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 1:07 pm

Rary wrote:Seems pretty childish to do any of that. If they're going to do something illegal, having the cops stop by is always good. (Usually the case in US with drinking.)

I've done pranks before with 4 of my friends, made a great team ^^ And we only drew the attention of the cops once and only one of us was caught. But this time im flying bloody solo.
And no it aint childish, this jerk has hurt me in many ways and its time for revenge.

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:17 pm

well, he means that if at the party they are doing something illegal, like underage drinking, doing drugs etc.

call the cops and have em stop by. but then every will hate you for being a tattle tell.

but the original plan sounds good. ill help ya super glue the doors and windows.. teheee.

AntiChristMofo · Post by **AntiChristMofo** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 6:43 am

lol if you call the police you do not have to give your name or detials to them you can call them up and say theres a party next door to me playing loud music and they wont turn it down at (whatever address) and thats it and call the police of a public phone and dont worry you wont need money because its ment to be free

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:09 am

hm...the cops thing is sweet. Anyway the party is today and I got everything ready.

The party is gonna be held in the backyard of a house, and there is a school right next door. I went to the scholl yesterday, it was locked but I got int, and managed to climb on the roof, there I got a pretty good view. Btw my ex isnt going so I dont have to be careful anymore.

Before the party starts I'll super glue the main door so they cant open it (obviously i'll be there before), in the meantime im on the school roff looking at everything. When they finally manage to open the door, I made a balloon full of oil and I'll throw it in the backyard (for fun lol).

After some time I'll throw 4 smoke bombs that my buddy made for me (i'll have to light them up all at once on the roof first and then weeee I throw them down). When the people are all "ZOMG! Smoke! Haxorz! Im gay! Oh noees!" and cant see, I'll throw a couple of water balloons down and wet em all.

And for my final touch, I'll throw a custom playing card I made as a signiture and get the hell out of there lol.

I got all the balloons snatched up (hidden) someplace on the roof right now. Hope everything goes fine

AntiChristMofo · Post by **AntiChristMofo** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 7:17 am

lol why isnt your x going now then and isnt the whole purpose of destorying the party was because your x was going to it and the kid that was having the party fancied her so since your x isnt going that destorys the purpose of doing it

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:57 am

That only destroys part of the objective.
The other parts why Im doing it are: -It's fun
- I wanna see the jerk suffer
- Revenge

And I heard that they have other parties and the futrure and my ex said that she's going, sooo....I'll have to ruin those too

Musekaze · Post by **Musekaze** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 2:32 pm

torm, f*** yes im in! i love setting of smoke bombs etc. one time we found some at a bus stop nad we thought they were like home made cherry bomb so we lit one up and we were like 0.O then we lit the otehr one and blue smoke came out! o.O.O.o and then the bus came thru the blue smoke and it looked rlly cool.

*someone finds your fingerprints on the card* and they whoop yer donkey.

and if it's -one- card, then they might not notice it. youd neeeed atleat ten. and if someone catches you, you can be arrested for charges of assault, and terrorism.

Terpeh · Post by **Terpeh** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 3:12 pm

Ah man ah man!!! I just finished the job and im still in costume and have a funny smell from the smoke. Boy was it greattt!!!!

Heres how it went:

I went half an hour early and glued the door, nobody saw me. I made my way in the school and up the roof, my stuff were still there but dirty because it was very windy. I waited till the party people arrived. In the meantime I put on my costume. (God this mask is killing me!)

Until they arrived it rained a bit and I started to swear, at least the glue had dried I think.

After 30mins of staring at rainclouds and pokeing my water balloons they arrived. At this moment I must admit I was nervous. I watched them approuch the door and they couldnt open it, I think the knob wouldnt move! About 4 people tried to open the door lool. I could hear swearing and curses lol. At this moment they managed to open the damn door! I donno how, but I got angry.

I waited for sometime and watched the party go on, man that jerk doesnt know how to flirt. It wasnt long before it started to thunder (you know, the sky came white, you know...lightning!) so I decided to act fast or my bombs wouldnt work in the rain. At that moment I forgot that I had my oil balloon so i decided to throw it after the smokies.

Now here is the stupid part, I put the oil balloon near a slopey bit of the school roof, and put the smokies in a line in front of me, the suddenly (due to the very strong wind I think) my oil balloon went sliding down and went splat on the school playground, pity! How stupid of me.

I forgot about the oily and moved on to the bombs, btw at that moment the thunder stopped. I put all the fuses close together and tried to light them up at once, but it was too bloody windy but I managed and weeeeee I thew tthem in different parts of the party area, donno if anybody saw them fall.

Omg then pweeeee smoke staretd coming out! Everybody was laughing or swearing, they were confused, a girl started shouting, chaos!!! Smoke came out but the wind was clearing it faster than usual (And in my bloody direction, so I was eating the smoke too) I acted fast and thew the water balloons (I nearly fell off the roof too lol) I remember lots of shouting and swearing when i dropped the water ones. I decided it was time too leave so I dropped my card (was black so it was noticable), when down to ground level and dashed back home laughing along the way. ( I also forgot about the civilians looking at me with my black mask and black Zorro style hat

)

Anyways it was a hell of a time, it was very very very funny and I didnt get caught